OMG YOU'RE SOOOO HOT!!

We all know them. They're on our streets. They're in our schools. They're serving us our greasy, delicious, fatty chunks of fried chicken. There may even be one in your own home. We all know them, but some have managed to live anonymously among us.. That's right.. Fans.

Now I know that I myself am a fan of many things and many people, but theres a limit to it. Its the people you see on bands' myspace pages going "COME TO CROATIA COME TO CROATIA COME TO CROATIA COME TO CROATIA COME TO CROATIA.." etc etc etc that pisses me off. Chances are they've been to Croatia, they didn't like Croatia, and they can't be stuffed going back to Croatia. And if they didn't listen the first time you said it, chances are they won't listen the 21st time you've said it in one comment.

What about the countries they haven't been to?? I know for a fact that one of my favourite bands, Tokio Hotel, have never done a show in Australia. But I can't even comment their myspace or something asking them to come, because due to the comments like the one I mentioned earlier, they would just go right past it. Would you read each and every one from each and every country going "Been there.. Been there.. Been there.. Haven't been there but don't have time.. Been there.."?? I know I wouldn't.

And one last thing. Please, no more telling people in bands "You're so hot, add my email, screw me, call me, I love you I love you I looove youuuuu!". I'm sure its good for their ego, but its not going to happen.

So I'll end this with a schrei and "Bitte lassen sie Tokio Hotel allein!"

I wanna film people laughing uncontrollably.

I'm thinking about what it takes to direct short films. See, I have two weeks of holidays ahead, half of that without my best mate. So, I think I'll try and get in some filming, of some real clips, not just showing off effects. But its so lonely trying to film these things myself, I'd get too bored. I need someone to help me film, but then you get the people who try to guilt you into making a movie with them. I've never even done something like this properly, and I have friends going "Oh, can I be in it? Pleeeease???" And I'm just thinking 'Jeez, what am I supposed to say? F*** off, I work better on my own?' because I'm not sure that I do.
Then you have the people who force themselves into everything. You'll have something special with one person, then *squuuuuuish!* someone else has squeezed into the picture and ruined everything, and they seem oblivious to the fact that neither of the people originally involved want them there. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm sure I've done it before too. Back in the days of having only two friends (I was never really popular XD), you kinda have to. It's that or be totally alone. But its different now, when you have a group of people and then one pair are trying to do something and someone from the rest of the group goes "Oh yeah, we should all do it!" and the pair just say "Yeah.. Something like that.." because they don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings.

But alas, I sign off now with a flourish and the phrase The show must go on!
(Probably won't talk for another few months, I'm not very good at this blogging thing ;D)

With great power, comes great responsibility...

Ever known a person who could never really realize if someone was angry with them unless they walked up and slapped them in the face?? 'Cause today, once again, i pissed off that person. I seem to be making a habit of it. This girl that I know always brags about how she's always about as subtle as a sledgehammer, and how everyone should be grateful that she sticks her opinion into everything she can. Roadkill wouldn't be safe from her 'wonderful' ability to be bluntly straightforward. What she doesn't understand though, is that she needs to work out when to be so blunt. If she just tells everyone the flat-out truth all the time, people are gonna get hurt for no good reason. But, as soon as you try to tell her that, she gets all offended and won't talk to you. It seems in her eyes, no one can say what they think but her. I told her she was being selfish today. As I am sure you can imagine, she started complaining about how mean I am and how she really doesn't wanna deal with this. Well I didn't want to find out that she told my best friend that I thought "she was up herself and such a show off who always went on about how good she was at guitar". Firstly, I would never, ever say that about her. Secondly, it hurt me so much that she even thought I would say that. Thirdly, when I found out someone said that I was ready to hunt them down and punch them in the face. I don't appreciate being lied about. Do me a favour, if you're gonna gossip about me, make it something true.

So I'll sign off with a poked-out tongue and the words "What goes around comes around".